Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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