don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He? As in you personified your dick?
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