i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
he just fucked me for my cheese.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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