So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
wrigley field is MILF paradise
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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