return my video game
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Randomize
