if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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