I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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