Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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