Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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