Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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