I don't usually arrange sex via text message
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I love you.
Bad choice
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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