I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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