"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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