love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
That accounts for only three of the penises
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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