i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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