This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
