Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Enjoy the penises
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
