What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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