everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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