You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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