He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
sarcasm needs its own font
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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