She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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