I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Boobs are out for the taking
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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