windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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