fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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