your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
True college students do jello shots in the library
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
