i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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