Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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