I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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