Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I just had sex on a roof
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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