Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
