I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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