Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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