So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
