Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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