Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Randomize
