glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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