if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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