come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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