Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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