Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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