SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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