What a fucking waste of an outfit
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
organizing the empties. That sober.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize