I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Randomize
