Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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