no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I bet he comes in French.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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