you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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