How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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