Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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