I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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