why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Randomize
