Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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