I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
