Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
What a dumb baby whore.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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