With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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