She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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