handjob tips. give me some.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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