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(225): View more from Louisiana

what day is it and did you see me today?

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(563): View more from Iowa

I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.

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(818): View more from California

I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.

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(406): View more from Montana

I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion

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(314): View more from Missouri

I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.

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(360): View more from Washington

Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards

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