No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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