Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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